If you've not yet recited the lines you memorized a few miles above Tintern Abbey (ha), try to catch me before the roast on Friday. If that doesn't work, use whatever means possible to avoid a zero--even employing extreme measures, if necessary: since Katelyn W. knew she'd be recuperating and unable to participate on Wednesday, she recorded herself w/ her eyes shut, reciting her lines before going under the oral surgeon's knife.

Also, I MUST have all take-home finals in my possession by Friday night!

BRING YOUR BOOKS BACK, PLEASE, EVERYONE!! Otherwise, you or your parents will be stuck holding a huge bill after graduation.